There’s two weeks till Hallowe’en and it’s time to put your Hallowe’en gift-giving into overdrive! (Yes, I know, you’re mostly buying things for yourself, but who better deserves them?)
Might I suggest a copy of Bunker Noir! It’s a true crime compendium replete with murder, suicide, bootleggers, serial killers, bar brawls, deadly fires, lizard men, and most terrifying of all, building demolitions!
And it’s ON SALE! Regularly $30, it’s now a scant $20. Buy it on eBay, or on Amazon, but bear in mind you’ll be paying taxes and shipping that’ll send it north of twenty bucks. However, toss me $20 via Paypal (marsakster@gmail.com) or Venmo (@Hugo-Eckener) and (please make sure I have your mailing address) I’ll eat the taxes AND the postage!
Here are some SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!
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As long as we’re on the subject of spooky stuff, might I further suggest you purchase some ’tis-the-season sundries from Morguewear? They carry all the whatnot you need in life — shirts, pillows, coffee mugs, candles, notebooks — but conveniently emblazoned with vintage graphics advertising caskets, hearses, embalming fluid, and other fun stuff.
Take a look at their wares, here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Morguewear
Bunker Hill, Los Angeles 